Jack has needs…

September 8th, 2012

Jack has needs...

Cap'n Jack: "Well, then…since I be Lilliputian and stuck here for a while, I require certain things to keep me happy. And believe me, love, you don't want me unhappy. Savvy?"

Me: "…"

Cap'n Jack: "Firstly, I must have a steady supply of rum."

Me: "That'll be easy. You're so wee that you shouldn't go through that much."

Cap'n Jack: "You'd be surprised. Oh, and darlin', don't call a man 'wee'. It's very…disconcerting."

Me: "Hmm. And what else do you need."

Cap'n Jack: "First, the rum then let's have a think. Actually, bring me some paper and a quill. I know exactly what my next demand shall be."

Me: "Oh, dear…this is going to cost me, isn't it?"

Cap'n Jack: "Better break out the doubloons, love."

 


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3 Responses to “Jack has needs…”

  1. Mom says:

    😮 And now what will happen to keep him happy???!!!

  2. AtomicSpaceKitty says:

    I showed you photos of her while you were here. She is supposed to ship sometime this month. I hope so anyway since Jack is getting impatient. 😉

  3. gayl says:

    I can only imagine what will be on that list 😯

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